Tattoos

Yeah, I, like so many other people I know, used to think tattoos were cool, and even planned on getting one one day. St.Jon and I talked about getting matching knife tattoos on our calves. I thought about getting Jennifer's initials tattooed in the side of my arm in old English script, kind of like Dave Navarro with Carmen Electra's initials.

But now tattoos aren't cool any more. They're just something every white trash idiot who lives in New Hampshire gets when they have more money than sense. They're not cool, they're just as trashy as they were back in the 70's when the only people who got them were white trash losers. If I had a dime for every woman I saw walking around with something stupid on her calf or back, I'd be a very rich man.